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And if that piece of meat has parasites in it, or if that vegetable tastes a little too bland? No problem, as we have a little something called cooking: Just Burn it before you eat it! Kills the parasites so you can digest them, and also makes the flavour a lot better. It's as if we are Tyranids without a hive mind. And, contrary to what Jaws would have you believe, sharks are also getting the same genocidal treatment, as they're now a critically endangered species all because we eat their fins for fancy soup). We're the ultimate omnivores, we hunt down, kill, burn and fu- *BLAM* Heresy of the highest order! eat absolutely anything, sometimes to the point of rendering entire species to extinction (Woolly mammoths, which are basically fucking huge elephants on steroids, learned this the hard way.

Our bodies -So-called 'apex predators' like lions, bears and sharks are relatively harmless compared to us.

The moral of the story is that do not fuck with us, xenos. BUT STILL) NOPE, after some time the amount of random mutations in generations following have restored the diversity, which had an added benefit of 'flushing' the old traits and selecting for new ones. Only about 70000 years later we had 7,4 BILLION INDIVIDUALS, having 100 TIMES more biomass than any other large animal species in the history of our planet!!! That is a hell of a lot of breeding (which has also made us have a very low genetic variety almost making us inbred but not quite. We also nearly went extinct once, BECAUSE A HUGE VOLCANO EXPLODED, making us only have about 5000 INDIVIDUALS left and of them ONLY 40 PAIRS were BREEDING ONES. No matter how good they are, we'll just drown them in conscripts. You think proud warrior races have shit on us? Spartan style training they undergo makes only a handful of survivors.

Our history - Humans have been getting better at killing each other basically even before they made stone axes, and we got better over time.

Aliens usually evolved on some herbivore world or become less 'on their guard' due to centuries of living away from nature, not troubled by survival.

Fuck, the lowest recorded temperature in Canada (which most of America thinks is home to a bunch of pansies), where people live, is about that of Mars, 33.9 million miles further away from the Sun than we are.

Our Creation - We were created and we THRIVED on all range of extreme environments all over the Earth, from the infernal heat of Africa where everything is trying to KILL YOU! ALL THE TIME!, to the frigid apocalyptic wastelands of the North and the Ice Age where survival depended on constant invention and ingenuity.

Reasons why humans are such a threat to the rest of the galaxy are various, but a good deal can be summed up in the following list: Many glorious hours of dedicated hard work were given to these threads, the finest lines of which would make any xeno race run to the edge of the known universe, even if the humans were still in the stone age. The foremost is the most common in these stories. This can take many forms, including military, cultural, culinary, and sexual(is surprisingly not much).

It shows humanity for what it really is: a savage but superior bunch of mighty and brilliant alphas with machines that rape any organism that dares stand in its path, then proceed to do the same to any aliens across which they come, as they are all pathetically inferior in every way. Out of all threads that appear at the tg, it is this kind of threads that hold that one special place in the hearts of fa/tg/uys. Every moment we spend questioning our actions is a moment we could better spend slaughtering xenos, after all!' вЂ“ The Regimental Standard Instead, we can fully focus on the extermination of all other sentient creatures without long-winded, tedious and bloviating discussions, symposiums and debates getting in the way.

'Everything in our superior culture symbolises death, meaning we can do away with metaphysics entirely.

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Because we kill everything we see.' вЂ“ Full Metal Jacket 'We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our One True God to a stick! Don't fuck with humanity!' вЂ“ Anonymous /tg/ poster

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